pewdiepiesfanblog:

infinite-angels:

hinterland-x:

ppessimistin:

sightless-behavior:

floorcatcher:

sightless-behavior:

4lienmatt:

sightless-behavior:

Guys I’m crying omg I was drunk please stop reblogging this

They want it to stop…..we reblog it to the extreme

No no no lol please don’t

Forever reblog until 2017

O my god no

i cant stop laughing 

until 2017

only 3 more years.

I already added this to my queue, I don’t even know if i’ll still be on tumblr then

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venusaurphobia:

my friends: they were totally flirting with you just then
me: they were mocking me at best and most likely casting a curse on me

(via firedrill)

onlinecounsellingcollege:

1. Take them down from that pedestal – even if they were great, they still had lots of flaws and were less than perfect.

2. Recognise that it is over – and actively decide to leave the past behind and move on with your life.

3. Don’t contact them at all. It is hard to move on, and to start again, if you keep them in your life.

4. Avoid the places you know they tend to be; and only see mutual friends when they are not around.

5. Go out with your friends, don’t stay at home on your own. If you’re out having fun you will think of them less often.

memeufacturing:

boyfriend: i would love to eat some pistachios can you get some pistachios
me: of course my love , i installed a new machine that automatically dispenses some to us when i press the button. like this

boyfriend: that is so nice , and convenient. i love you
me: i love you too. let us enjoy some pistachios, mi amor

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affectionatesuggestion:

i look at you, and i think of the thousands of ways i want to kiss you when we’re finally in the same place

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